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Jun 2, 2010

"About Me? I dunno, I'm a moron"

Dedicated to all assholes who don't realise what they are.
Still no idea what i'm talking? These one liners may sound familiar to ya..

  1. Better u get to know me and say..
  2. try me
  3. tell me that
  4. am still discovering myself..
  5. ???
These are a few of those umpteen ONELINER "about me"s you see everyday. Frankly i'm tired of reading these self insulting statements. So why bother when you can just LEAVE the space EMPTY!
Ever wondered how often you hear her gossiping , and still won't write a word describing themselves. Protecting one's privacy is just a lame excuse.
(PS: i'm not being a chauvinist, i just considered "gossiping" to be  feminine territory)
 Networking is all about throwing a window open to the world. If you want to network , you must tell ppl who you are;.. and yeah, if you don't want to do that, well you are in the wrong page.

- An angry messed up netizen

Apr 13, 2010

Musings in a train journey - Pt.1

Nothing could be more sore than sitting devoid of company in a train. For long i held this opinion. It was a hot saturday afternoon and I was stuck in the Chennai mail homebound. As I was early to reach the station, I managed to grab a seat in the general coach. A girl entered the train with her mother. Soon her father called her on the phone asking where they were. She replied, "Just come into coupe next to which a mammen is standing, with a newspaper on his head." The guy to right suddenly asked, "What if that mammen moves past?" The girl prayed otherwise.

For a few passing minutes, i stared at a guy dressed like a pimp, who stood by the aisle. French beard, violet t-shirt with huge prints, egg-white wrist watch... "Interesting," I thought. It wasn't long before, the way he spoke made me realise he was that average college boy. Father came and the train bade goodbye to hot, simmering station.

I spent the 1st dragging hour staring at the amusements my phone. All i could think of was my bum  gettin numb. Heaven sent a guy, asking me to get up and stuff his bags. Relief at last... I got rid of my gadget as i hit kollam. Transforming into a rubberneck, i saw the multitude of passengers who sat nearby... This was quite a queer lot.

On the windowside opposite was a blind schoolteacher, who held his bag close to him. And next to me sat a man of sixties, who attempted to make small talk with the blind gentleman with little success. The weirdest was a family of three- a husband , a wife and a young girl, who were determined to battle their way till Chennai in the general coupe. To the right sat a pair of artists who were completely strangers when they entered the train. Getting to know each other, they couldn't stop themselves from bragging about 'the ailings of the entertainers'. Reality shows and egos of the 'superstars' hit bigtime between their gossips.
(...)
to be concluded

Feb 12, 2010

Time is Life

The past few weeks of my life were the most dramatic, glorious ones. Things start getting too good for you, they happen  so fast... that, it is next to impossible to squeeze enough time out. Those were yes, the golden moments...

Childhood was great... you had a hardcore gang of 5-6 buddies, and your life mostly revolved around the innocent jokes you played. Now, you are 20, and your friend circle has expanded exponentially... you can't miss out catching up with anyone, nor upset with negligence.

Sometimes I wonder if you ever get wary of keeping it alive, and connected. Ever wondered what it would be like to just I S O L A T E? Surely it is crazy, but is socializing any less insane?

Today I'm running away... just to spend the holiday lazing around (-_-)

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